OOPS

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning". "Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God. "Well, " says the scientist, "We can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man." " Well, that's interesting, show Me." So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil. "Oh no,no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."