"Does Money Talk"

One day a man called the church office. He said, "Can I speak to the head hog at the trough?

"The secretary thought she heard what he said, but said, "I'm sorry, who?" The caller repeated, "Can I speak to the head hog at thetrough?" She said, "Well, if you mean the preacher, then you may refer to him as 'Pastor,' or 'Brother,' but I prefer that you not refer to him as the 'head hog at the trough'!"

To this the man replied, "Well, I was planning on giving$100,000 to the building fund...."To this the secretary quickly responded "Hang on, I think the big fat pig just walked in!"