Monday, October 30, 2006

Never could stand misspelled words

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

Trembling with fear, they found an old woman with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones. "Holy cow, Madam" one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?" "Those fools!" the old woman grumbled. "They misspelled my name."

2 comments:

Ger said...

Yeah...i could see you doing that

emc said...

Man, I don't care what they put on mine, lol.