MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.
I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible( plus they may sue me.)
I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.
I don't disturb cobwebs because ... I want every creature to have a home of their own.
I don't Spring Clean because . I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.
I don't pull weeds in the garden because .. I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!
I don't put things away because ... My husband will never be able to find them again.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because . I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.
I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".
I don't stress much on anything because ..... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
Today is the day for a good laugh! I thought this might be a good "provoker" - Have a fun day
3 comments:
ROFL...Thats cute...but what about the mice?
I saw this story in this lady's blog called Where's the Coffee? (linked off of my blog) It kind of speaks to that post I made in ger-beans about being careful about the assumptions built into questions we ask and seemed to connect to your theme of the day as well :-) Pasted here:
So, I walk in the den to find Snuggle Bunny putting candy in her mouth.
"Snuggle Bunny! You know you are not allowed to have candy without permission"
(jumps up from sofa, looks down and mumbles with a mouth full of candy) "I don't have any candy."
"I saw you put it in your mouth. I saw it when you were talking. You clearly think that I am either blind or stupid. Which is it?"
Snuggle Bunny places one foot in front of the other, tapping. Rests her chin in her hand, index finger to lips. Assesses mommy dearest as she continues to chew. Upon swallowing, she answers very matter of factly: "Stupid."
I asked . . .
I could very very easily believe that snuggle bunny was the energizer bunny...sounds very similar.
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